Post by giganotosaurus on Sept 1, 2009 17:39:12 GMT -5
Poor Ian. he should have let Alan be the hero..
I wrote this on JPLegacy. It's a spoof of a scene in JP1
Hammond: "So much for our first tour, two no shows and one sick Triceratops."
Mr. Arnold: "It could have been worse, much worse..."
Hammond: "Oh really... how?"
Mr. Arnold: "Well, an employee could turn off all the parks power and security cameras, causing the T-Rex to come loose, eat our only lawyer, create mass chaos and end up closing down the park with you having to pay a d**n huge fine for the deaths, and possibly end up in JAIL!"